" Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow" - Cicero
"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." - Richard Braunstein
"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." - Jeff Foxworthy
"For a quart of ale is a dish for a king." William Shakespeare, 'A Winter's Tale'
"Beer: so much more than just a breakfast drink." - Homer Simpson
Our Valentine's Day Beer Quote: "There's nothing like good food, good beer, and a bad girl." - Harvey Allen
" Give my people plenty of beer, good beer and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution" – Queen Victoria
"I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night" –Benjamin Franklin
"Beer he drank - seven goblets. His spirit was loosened. He became hilarious. His heart was glad and his face shown." - from the Epic of Gilgamesh, 3000 B.C.